The Eta Sigma Phi National Office, housed at Stockton University in Galloway, NJ, is currently on spring break. Next week, Stockton University is transitioning to fully online for the remainder of the semester. During this worldwide crisis, the Eta Sigma Phi National Office is still processing new initiates and fulfilling regalia orders, we’re just doing it a bit more slowly. PLEASE MAIL ALL REQUESTS TO MY HOME: 70 DELRAY LANE, ABSECON, NJ 08201. The mailroom at Stockton has limited hours, and I’m trying to maintain isolation. No worries, though, I’ve set up a temporary ΗΣΦ office at my home so that I can continue providing services to you all. My very capable student worker is being replaced by the two jokers you see here: Dr. J.H. Watson and General Hermes Barksdale. They are often sleeping during their shifts or demand too much of my attention, so progress may be slow. Festina lente, stress on the lente! Please send any complaints to former Executive Secretary, Dr. David Sick.